[BluesDuke]

Freepathons are the only time Willa and I exchange cross words with each other. I love all you guys, but she rubs my back, kisses me on my bald head and on occasion even cooks me dinner. (Except during a Freepathon. I damn near starved to death during the last one.)

You ever heard of cookbooks and appliances? Trust me, brother...if moi can do it, anyone can...

[BADJOE]

I am a pretty good cook and do a lot of it here.

During a Freepathon taking time is the problem.