Train wreck you say? As an unengaged observer and a dilettante par excellence, I must, uhm, observe that visually and emotionally speaking that would be quite interrrresting, dare we say more interesting that the kissy kissy, hug hug woodstockian love-in we are having this evening!
I know you was drunk, but, kin ya jest tell me how the hail you got a whole dang train up on the secont floor ta begin with?