[wimpycat]

So what's a few hours' delay? The owner was going to be just as dead at 5:00 as she was at 12:00. We were gonna put it in the cooler with the beer, but we figured that would have been tacky...

[MacDorcha]

man, we should be ashamed of the puns we made on this post... i mean really, if my employers ever knew i had that kinda sense of humor, heads would roll (wait a minute, they ALREADY DID!) ::slaps self::

[Willie Green]

So what's a few hours' delay?

Well if they packed it in ice and rushed it to the hospital, the surgeons may have been able to reattach it.