[Vidalia]

WHACK, SLAP, KICK, WHAP, BOINK, THUNK...

Now, Mister little American second grader, do I have your attention?

We will now learn how good the Muslims are to their women and children like yourselves...

[Paul Atreides]

What I find laughable is that the NEA is posting these guidelines a YEAR after the September 11 attacks. Don't they think the parents have already said something to their children, by now? Methinks that they just don't like WHAT the parents have told their children. Gotta slip in those infamous "gray areas", you know.