[big'ol_freeper]

So am I toast from global warming or an ice cube from the new ice age?

[Larry Lucido]

You'll be a toasty ice-man.

[BenLurkin]

Or as a physicist once said regarding an "average" statistic: If you have one foot in a bucket of boiling water and one foot in a bucket of ice water, on average you should be comfortable.

[another cricket]

So am I toast from global warming or an ice cube from the new ice age?

With those ears and short coat you had better either be praying for global warming or be moving south.

a.cricket

[egarvue]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost
1923