1st Option - Change his 1st name to Andrea and release his debut CD "The Senator Stings"
2nd Option - Hey he's Italian! If he can't sing then he must be able to cook. Change his first name to Emeril and the Food Channel will have "Emeril Torricelli's Green Dollar Salads " on the air in no time at all.
Let's analyze his "progressive"views on:
1. Gun Control. He strongly favors it. In other words, he believes that all law-abiding citizens should be denied their right to protect themselves which is guaranteed under the Second Amendment. He further believes that, if gun ownership were totally forbidden, all criminals would happily turn in their weapons to the local precinct and sing a rousing chorus of "Kumbaya" with the desk sergeant.
2. Abortion. He strongly favors it. Even partial-birth abortion is cool with him. After all, unlike gun ownership, the right to abortion is right there in The Constitution. Apparently, it was redacted in the copy I keep on my desk. (Note to voters: whatever your personal view on abortion, your Senator will not be able to challenge Roe v. Wade. That can only be done in the Supreme Court.)
3. The Environment. The democrats have demagogued this issue so much that now one must believe that they are for clean water and clean air and those wascally wepublicans are for dirty water and dirty air. Just because we don't allow the environmental whackos of the green movement to ride roughshod over our private property rights doesn't mean we enjoy drinking polluted water or breathing noxious fumes.
As a long-time resident of the Garden State, I hope justice will be done and Torricelli will be gone. What I hope for and what I am afraid will happen are diametrically opposite.