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Your Age Is Showing

How much you know will tell you how old you are

1) What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?

Flintstone Vitamins
Spaghetti
The Buttmaster
Wonder Bread
Orange Juice
MilkCod
Liver Oil

2) Before he was Mohammed Ali, he was...

Sugar Ray Robinson
Roy Orbison
Gene Autry
Rudolph Valentino
Fabian
Mickey Mantle
Cassius Clay

3) Pogo, the comic strip character said, We have met the enemy, and...

it's you
he is us
it's the Grinch
he wasn't home
he surrendered
he's really mean
we quit

4) Good night, David.

Good night, Chet.
Sleep Well
Good night, Irene
Good night, Gracie
See you later, Alligator
Until tomorrow
Good night, Steve

5) You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you

use Tide
when you lose your crayons
when you clean the tub
if you paint the room blue
if you buy a softwater tank
when you use Lady Clairol
when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6) Before he was the Skipper's little buddy, Bob Denver was

Dobie's friend...
Stuart Whitman
Randolph Scott
Steve Reeves
Maynard G. Krebbs
Corky B. Dork
Dave the Wave
Zippy Zoo

7) Liar, liar...

you're a liar
your nose is growing
pants on fire
join the choir
jump up higher
on the wire
I'm telling Mom

8) Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and...

Wheaties
Lois Lane
tv ratings
world peace
red tights
the American way
newspaper headlines

9) Lions and Tigers and Bears,

Yikes!Oh, no
Gee, whiz
I'm scared
Oh, my
Help, help!
Let's run!

10) Hey kids, what time is it?

It's time for Yogi Bear
Time to do your homework
It's Howdy Doody Time
!Time for Romper Room
Bedtime
The Micky Mouse Hour
Scooby Doo Time

11) Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone over

40
wearing a uniform
carrying a briefcase
over 30
you don't know
who says trust me
who eats tofu

12) NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings

Troy Aikman
Ken Stabler
Joe Namath
Roger Staback
Joe Montana
Steve Young
John Elway

13) Brylcream...

Smear it on
You'll smell great
Tame that cowlick
Greaseball heaven
It's a dream
We're your team
A little dab'll do ya

14) I found my thrill...

In Blueberry Muffins
With My Man Bill
Down By the Mil
lOver the Windowsill
With Thyme and Dil
lToo Late to Enjoy
On Blueberry Hill

15) Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by

Clark Gable
Mary Martin
Doris Day
Errol Flynn
Sally Field
Jim Carey
Jay Leno

16) Name the Beatles!

John, Steve, George, Ringo
John, Paul, George, Roscoe
John, Paul, Stacy, Ringo
Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
John, Paul, George, Ringo

17) I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who;

who ate the leftovers
who did the laundry
who passed the test
was it you?
who wrote the book of love
who I am
who knocked on the door

18) I'm strong to the finish...

cause I eats brocollicause
I eats me spinach
cause I lift weights
cause I'm the hero
and don't you forget it
cause Olive Oyl loves me
to outlast Bruto

19) When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today...

Smile! You're on Candid Camera
Smile! You're on Star Search
Smile! You're on tv
Smile! You won the lottery
Smile! We're watching youSmile!
The world sees youSmile!
You're a hit

20) What do M&M's do?

They make your tummy happy
They melt in your mouth, not in your pocket.
They make you fat.
They'll melt your heart.
They make you popular
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
They come in colors.

ANSWERS

1 Wonder Bread
2 Cassius Clay
3 he is us
4 Good night, Chet.
5 when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6 Maynard G. Krebbs
7 pants on fire
8 the American way
9 Oh, my
10 It's Howdy Doody Time!
11 over 30
12 Joe Namath
13 A little dab'll do ya
14 On Blueberry Hill
15 Mary Martin
16 John, Paul, George, Ringo
17 who wrote the book of love
18 cause I eats me spinach
19 Smile! You're on Candid Camera
20 They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Smile - You're Over 40