Damn.
How did you pick "nopardons"? Was it what the Governor of your state told you when you called him begging to have your record expunged?
It's a shame that your mother was also a " right-to-lifer ". See, I too, can use your nic, in a nasty way. Now, we are even ; though truthfully, you came to this duel of wits unarmed. :-)