Posted on 08/23/2002 9:43:07 PM PDT by Classicaliberalconservative
Who Reads What Newspaper
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in the grocery store’s check-out line.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whomever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapping minority feministic dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the subway train.
6. The Boston Globe is ready by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it then, thank you very much.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could fit the job into their busy auditioning schedule and didn’t have to leave L.A. to do it.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in colorful pie charts.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
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