Who Reads what Newspaper

[Classicaliberalconservative]

Who Reads What Newspaper

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in the grocery store’s check-out line.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whomever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapping minority feministic dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the subway train.

6. The Boston Globe is ready by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it then, thank you very much.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could fit the job into their busy auditioning schedule and didn’t have to leave L.A. to do it.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in colorful pie charts.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

[Classicaliberalconservative]

This is my very first post everyone. It is really funny in my opinion so please respond. :)

[SamAdams76]

Certainly agree on #1.

[herewego]

Good post.
Washington Times here.

[joyce11111]

You did good.

[tubebender]

Now if you would just come over to my house and show me how you did that...

[martin_fierro]

The San Jose Murky News isn't even read by the birds whose cages it lines.

The Philadelphia Inquirer isn't even read by the fish it wraps.

[Ipberg]

The Washington Times is read by people who SHOULD be running the country.

Newsweek, Time, and Sports Illustrated are read by people sitting in waiting rooms or on the toilet.

[PRND21]

L.A. Times...everyday.
Sorry but it's habit and the sports and crosswords are great.

[evolved_rage]

Good one! I'll modifiy my standard line, that I don't have a bird, why would I need the The San Francisco Chronicle. They call about every 6 months.

[Classicaliberalconservative]

Hey totally understand. I read the New York Times often myself. Interesting and good reporting despite left wing bias, great crossword and I love the Food Section.

[Squawk 8888]

The Toronto Sun is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as she's got big t...

[johnboy]

i freep. ergo, i read no newspaper ... i read them all.

[brat]

Both of our local rags are owned by the same people. I just canceled our subscription to the Las Vegas Review Journal. Its basically a Robin Hood deal with old news from every liberal rag across the country. I get my news via the internet.

[nutmeg]

bump

[Classicaliberalconservative]

Oh here is my very own, the Village Voice is read by people who are always against whoever is running the country, unless the people running the country favor legalizing pot.

[ErnBatavia]

Very good first post - now when you learn how to post pictures, clue me in........I've done the "HTML Bootcamp" jazz and remain clueless; but when I learn, Freep is going to have a few more hoots!

Fregards, Former Los Angeles Times subscriber.

[foreverfree]

Washington Times here.

Same here. Also an occasional NYP. Also Wilmington Snooze Journal mainly for Delaware news (I've never worked there, but I've vacationed at DE beaches, and shop, work and have cousins in DE).

foreverfree