[madvlad]

"Po' an' working-class blacks wiff Afrocentric educators, however, do not gits da opportunity ta learn da Standa'd English necessary ta succeed. They iz stuck learning through Ebonics. What students ain't told iz dat, wit'out Standa'd English, they employment prospects afta day leaves skoo iz virtually zero. This could lead ta chronic unemployment an', potentially, uh life o' crime." don't make me shank ya!

Dese be correkshuns to da original passage.
Yous be required to repeat Ebonics 101
cuz yous is dum!

Mad Vlad

[Michael Barnes]

Ya'll are killin me over here....holmes.