[Billie]

I called JustFrank already! Well, sorta, anyway! :)

[lodwick]

Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.

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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!

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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!

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What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.

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How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

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Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.

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What's green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)

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What's green and red?
A very mad frog.

[JustAmy]

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it.

"But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it."

"This is my position, and I will not compromise!"

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What's this? Permission to enter ... someone's playing tricks on poor Frank.