[The Great Satan]

Dronie Montulo yesterday weeps over the box carrying the head of brother Lemuel, who officials fear is still being held captive by the rebels. Reuters

It's late, but is this as screwed up as I think it is?

[Britton J Wingfield]

I sure hope they don't hold his headless body captive for too long. I'm sure his head misses it.

[End Times Sentinel]

It's late, but is this as screwed up as I think it is?

Nope. I had to read it a couple of times myself too. Nice work out of Reuters again.

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”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O’Rourke Parliament of Whores