"Give the Africans another X years of their idiotic tyrants, and continued enforced starvation, and I wouldn't wonder but they'd kill even for a noxious McLude (and if you don't know about ludefisk, hold your comments (g!))."
Oh, the rotted fish is fine. It's the sodium hydroxide, aka LYE that gets me. The only safe way to eat that stuff is by sprinkling it with a mild solution of hydrochloric acid (think HS chemistry...).