[GunsareOK]

I arrived at 4PM. The line was so long that I didn't reach the signing table until 6:15. A gentleman in line next to me who had to leave to make a funeral at 7:00 trusted me to deliver his two signed copies to him; I will do this tomorrow.

I wonder how many at a Clinton book signing could be similarly trusted?

Clinton to Carvile: Hey Jim, what are you doin' with two extra copies of mah book?

Carvile: Dis gah in dah line gave me de books an axed me to bring him da books latah.

Clinton: Jim, let's sell 'em and pay for a 'ho!

Carville: Good idea!

[FreeTheHostages]

I wonder how many at a Clinton book signing could be similarly trusted?

YES!! Good point. See how everyone stood in line? Try that with self-important liberal Yuppies in my Dupont Circle neighborhood and you'll never get to the front of the line.

I have a *great* story about Bob Schaeffer of CBS news, who some times gets his lunch at the same place I have my lunch, and line-butting. Don't forget to ask me about it sometimes.

Test for whether someone's a liberal or conservative:
Do you believe in democracy? Then you know that no matter how important you are, you have to wait your turn in line.
Do you believe in your own self-importance and power over your fellow citizens: then you are a liberal but you better not try to cut in front of me!

[leadpenny]

Oh, behave! ;)