[nunya bidness]

Watch it. You have lived so long away as an expat, that if you tried to return, you might be regarded as an illegal alien. Have you considered that possibility? Cheers.

I never left. My flag is flying over the country I see as one that provides the greatest amount of potential freedom.

I'll learn Spanish to be free. Hell, I'll move to be free. Even post-Castro Cuba intrigues me.

[Torie]

My heavens. You are flying a foreign flag on our shores? I'm calling the FBI immediately. What is the TIPS number? Do you have it handy? Absent that, I will settle for Ridge's number, or in a pinch, one of those cute Bush chicks will do.