I just luuuuuuv dogs! (; and I just luuuuuv people who love dogs. :-)
Ever notice that you meet the nicest people at the Vet's office?
This little guy looks just like my yellow lab did when he was a puppy. Who could not fall in love with this cute face? Labs are my all time favorite breed. I may be prejudiced, but I think there are no dogs smarter or gentler than the Lab.
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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Ta Da
Yes, I do love labs, all labs - black, chocolate, yellow - you name 'em, I love 'em!
Bedtime for me and my Tiger now! God bless and see you tomorrow, Lord willing!