A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-22-02

Billie

[Billie]

Oh, Amy!!! Thank you! It's SAVED! (and will soon appear somewhere else) :)

[JohnHuang2]

*Smiles*

[Billie]

Figure of speech...actually, I'd prefer to be out fightin' real fires, rather than be dealing with stress grenades...

I knew it was, but bet you'd make a great fireman! :)

[Billie]

Thanks, CD - look forward to it. :)

[Billie]

Hi, Mixer! Always look forward to your happy letters!

[Carolina]

Good morning, Dog!

Well, if you can't be a Mad Dawg, you're one COOL DOG!
Congratulations!

[Billie]

Your bulldog is cute! I think Angelfire is one of those hosts that we have to copy the url and paste it in our browsers to view the graphic. Your little dog is sitting there just daring someone to touch his dish!

[Billie]

Morning, FWI, thank you! Dog must be sleeping in this morning - he told me it was his day off and he'd be around to visit with everyone!

[LadyX]

Okay, Billie - I'm game!!

LET'S CELEBRATE THE FACT WE'VE GONE TO THE DOGS !!!

[Billie]

Oh, Amy, THAT is priceless! LOL! It's DOG!

[lodwick]

Corn Dog?

Tough life for this poochie - ;-)

[Billie]

Good morning! I wondered about you last night, Pip, and thought that you must have been working on your page instead of posting. Instead, you were having problems with your computer. Very frustrating. I think you need some chocolate. :)

[Billie]

LOL! Knew there would be MANY cool dogs today!!! He's so CUTE!

[lodwick]

Crapola.

[Billie]

LET'S CELEBRATE THE FACT WE'VE GONE TO THE DOGS !!!

Yea! Let's DO!!

[lodwick]

[Billie]

Now, now. :) (for some reason there was a "+" following the .jpg extension)

[dutchess]

Dutchess's dog woke up feeling pretty blue





Until he got on the computer and found it was dog's special day.





From one dog to another, congratulations.

Love - Gizmo

[JustAmy]

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and the man says I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich.

"That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."

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[Diver Dave]

Mornin' Billie, Dog. Congratulations to FR's Finest... A wise choice.

Any cookies left? Maybe ladyinred could bring some brownies!?!

Maybe this will help figure out where Dog is from: