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To: AntiJen; Snow Bunny; Victoria Delsoul; MistyCA; ClaraSuzanne; WVNan; Beep; SassyMom; coteblanche; ..
To all the Canteen Ladies that MIGHT be on a diet:

A Dieter's Psalm

Strict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry.
It leadeth me past the confectioners.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure's sake. Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry department,
I will buy no sweet rolls for they are fattening.
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set with green beans and lettuce.
I filleth my stomach with liquids,
My day's quota runneth over.
Surely calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days of my life, And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever.
316 posted on 08/22/2002 6:48:17 PM PDT by tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
......A Dieter's Psalm ............
Youor are such fun.ROTFL

Here is an exercise to go with the diet psalm. hahahahaha

good one you Burka Hunk. heh heh

I love the fashion show of Burka's this morning. I just finished reading today's thread and saw it. hahahaha

330 posted on 08/22/2002 6:57:45 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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