[BUSHdude2000]

But Leo DiCaprio, James Cameron and the girl who played the easy slut on the Titanic told me it was an iceberg....

[vikingchick]

Obviously, they're going to have to remake the movie with this new information. Leo will be hit by a German torpedo, and launched off into the distant horizon, like the cowboy in Dr. Strangelove.

[gcruse]