[BallandPowder]

Powder..patch..Ball FIRE!

954 MPH fastball (1400 ft/sec)? You from this planet? You been taking those funny pills? Democrats been holding the radar gun?

The operative word is "gun"

LOLOLOLL!!!!

[PetroniDE]

BallandPowder has been drafted. He is our left-handed fire-baller reliever. Barry Bonds, Mo Vaughn, and other lefty hitters, look out.

One or two position players, and we are ready to play.

[Slip18]

And I'll be catching for you? You pitch that fast??? LOL!