[Slip18]

I would like to apply for the position of catcher. Everyone knows I get thrown curve balls. And I can bat left- or right-handed.

[PetroniDE]

You have been drafted.

Slip18 (reserve catcher and switch-hitting pinch hitter).

Four openings left. I need pitching. Only have eight pitchers right now. Only one left-hander (me) on the team. I know this is a conservative websight, but as I always say, left-handed by birth, right-minded by choice.

I NEED MORE PITCHING, dammit...