To: JustAmy
Is billie taking a nap?
Do you think she'd mind a cartoon?
A Gary Larson cartoon?
A pretty funny one featuring God?
OK, great, I'll post it and hope no one is offended.
But just takes it for Larson humor.
I sometimes wish my keyboard had a Smite button.
226 posted on
08/21/2002 1:11:39 PM PDT by
lodwick
To: lodwick
LOL. It's probably a good thing that our computers don't have "smite" buttons. It's bad enough that we have "flame" buttons.
227 posted on
08/21/2002 1:17:30 PM PDT by
WVNan
To: lodwick
BTW. I am a monthly contributor. (I was reading your profile)
228 posted on
08/21/2002 1:19:01 PM PDT by
WVNan
To: lodwick; COB1; chadsworth; LadyX; ClaraSuzanne; ST.LOUIE1
I don't see her; she must be either sleeping or working on tomorrow's thread! LOL
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Arthritis
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
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Ta Da
235 posted on
08/21/2002 1:45:38 PM PDT by
JustAmy
To: lodwick
Billie was not taking a nap; Billie was putting the finishing touches on tomorrows profilee.
Your God cartoon was cute. :)
282 posted on
08/21/2002 4:20:54 PM PDT by
Billie
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