GAWD!!!! LOL!
WHAAAD YA'ALL MEAN AH WAS THEY'AH IN THA BASEMENT? WHEN KEN STAAHR WAS OUT THEY'AH INVESTIGATIN ALL'AH PERSONAL LAHVS OF EVERYBODY HE'AH IN TOWN, JUST RUNNIN ON ALL OUTA CONTROL LOOKIN INTO PEOPLES PERSONAL LAHVS. WHY ITS SICK AH TELL YA. ITS SICK. AND KEN STAAH AND THEM REPUBLICANS JUST BREAKIN ALL KINDA RULES AND JUST NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF ANYWAY, CAUSE NEWT GINGRICH WHY HE TRAHD TO SHUT DOWN THE GOV'MINT AND ALL, AND KEN STAAH TAKIN UP SO MUCH OF THE PRESIDENTS TIME, WHY THATS WHY THOSE TERRORISTS ASSHOLES FLEW THEM PLANES INTA THEM, BELIEVE ME, BECAUSE OF KEN STARR AN THEM REBUBLICANS. AND WHAASAMATTA WITH ANDY GRIFFIN ANYWAY? WHY HE'AHD BE A BETTAH PRESIDENT ANY DAY THAN ANY REPUBLICAN EVEAH COMES DOWN HE-AH, AHL TELL YA, AND THAT KEN STAAAH,...
He could definitely give Noam Chomsky a run.