[FreedomFriend]

Hey, I saw that billboard when I was in Houston a few months ago. It made me sick to my stomach. Don't forget the homosexual flags, too. They were visibly seen from the interstate, not to mention tons of strip bar advertisements. A modern day Tower of Babel, along with a Soddom & Gomorrah, COMBINED.

[Travis McGee]

Billboard improvement: red enamel paint in old glass Christmas balls. A gob of silicone glue down the neck for a cork. Midnight baseball.