Alabama [Better in Mobile/coast area; or in/near sizable cities, or N/NE area.] Heh heh, I live in North Alabama.
And when you're ready to travel, it's just a hop skip and jump over to Meridian, Mississippi's huge, huge international airport...(riiiiight). All kidding aside, my relatives in Alabanga just sit and laugh at the rest of the country....and not missing a few potshots at the Kalifornia relations. I'm envious of them, sitting down there quietly getting richer and richer off of their oil and timber royalties.
Seriously, many seemingly backward towns and counties are surprisingly quick of access to the Atlanta airport, from which nonstops all over the world used to fly...before 9/11, doubt anyone much will be flying now...
Ah Meridian Ms. I just drove through it recently....the hometown of actress Sela Ward accoding to one of the billboards. :)