That's a lie about Florida. As I look out of my window, I cannot see the houses across the street as it is raining so heavily. Down here we have alligators that will steal your children out of their cribs. The black bears will car jack you without giving it a second thought. Also, the Janet Reno gang will kidnap you and hold you for ramsom and when it's paid they will leave you naked in DisneyWorld.
That is only the tip of the iceberg...Please don't come to Florida, we are also overcrowded.
Too late, I already have. Over 13 years now on this stretch, and also lived here before.