I wrote a little ditty a few years back:
Complete version of "She's a Leftist Hag"
(From George M. Cohan's original "Grand Old Flag")
It really gets up my dander that folks would have a gander
When Hillary comes a visitin' to their poor town
Cellulite on thighs aside, how many damn times she's lied
Means the banner on every flagpost should be turned upside down!
"Way up North the politics are rotten", headline uninspiring, God this is tiring
Oh hell! Oh hell! Now Bill is plain to see, that's as nearly as dumb as being a fan for the Yankees, by gum!
Honest, she's a leftist hag.
She's a leftist hag
Some say in drag
And like a queen will she wave
After she's ripped off,
Everyone you love
In the home of the free and the brave
Her heart ne'er beat true
For the red, white and blue
She uses it as a rag
In private she salutes a lot
Mao and the Chinese flag.
Her presence makes me cranky, she's so full of hanky panky
She's trying to rip me off in the name of Uncle Sam
She's so full of old malarkey and I can see so clear and starkly
That she is not only an idiot but a ham.
Here's a state with a million burdens, she's going be one more, that's what's in store!
Oh hell! Oh hell! She won't go away, no matter how much I'd pay
Honest, she's a leftist hag
She's a leftist hag
Some say in drag
And from her yacht she will wave
After she's ripped off
Everyone you love
In the home of the free and the brave
Her heart ne'er beat true
For the red, white and blue
She uses it as a rag
In private she salutes a lot
Mao and the Chinese flag!
Her heart ne'er beat true
For the red, white and blue
She uses it as a rag
In private she salutes a lot
Mao and the Chinese flag!
That summarises her nicely, I think. ;)
Regards, Ivan