[eddie willers]

Americans will rally behind Stewart the same way many did with President Clinton during his impeachment.

They didn't "rally" around his silly ass.
They just didn't have the stomach to throw a sitting president out of office.

They will have no qualms about tossing out a Betty Crocker that half the country (the men) are clueless about and half of the other half despise.

[mombonn]

They just didn't have the stomach to throw a sitting president out of office.

That isn't the only part of the body they were missing.