[Paul Atreides]

She's just scared that Ken Starr has a picture of herself and the Joe Boxers dancer rolling around in her brand of towels, doing anything but a good thing.

[nopardons]

Actually, I was in the grocery store today, and say the cover of " THE NATIONAL INQUIRER ". There, in big letters, was a headline screaming about Martha Stewart's " sex life " ! Will wonders never cease ? I took a peek, and lo and behold, it seems that while she was " seeing " some guy from Microsoft, he was diddling the wife of one of the Quaid brothers. During the divorce proceedings, the wife and he got into an arguement, and he, so the story went, divuldged the lurid details of his sexcapades with Martha and ... MORE INDSSIDER TRADING stuff. This, THIS , is what Martha is scared @#*^less about. :-)