MARTHA STEWART SAID TO SEE POLITICAL CONSPIRACY; REPUBLICANS PROBE 'SEX LIFE'

DrudgeReport.com ^ | August 18, 2002 | Matt Drudge

[jetson]

It is sooooo amazing that when liberal elites are caiught with there pants down....it is someone else that is at fault.

[APBaer]

"I think that she was rumored to be an ex-lover of Waksal."


Yes, as was Stewart's daughter.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Democrats floated this. They are going after Martha to hide what Winnick and Rubin did.

Hmmm. They couldn't be THAT cynical! Hmmmm. To make an omelet...

[Paul Atreides]

Also, shortly after all this started blowing up in her face, she re-ran a show in which she was cooking with Billy Tauzin. Her people claimed it was all a "coincidence."

[Texas Mom]

Martha, Martha, Martha. No one wants to know about your sex life.. Honest.. I just got cold chills thinking about it.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Martha is afraid she'll finally have to come clean, under oath, on her failed attempt at saving the SPICE girls. Here she is as "Old Spice".

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

The masses will see a pretentious woman, her insider stock trading, and an effort by herself and her staff to link themselves to Clinton.

Only if the media cooperates. And don't expect THAT -- especially in an election year. In fact, the media have been busy bees trying to keep Enron, Global Crossing, Martha, etc. from the headlines to minimize the collateral damage to Dimocrat prospects in November. Count on it like you count on the sun rising tomorrow.

[Cold Heat]

The most serious breach that I see is the fact that she is on the board of the NYSE. That fact is really what is driving this. IMHO

If she did what she appears to have done, it is absolutely inexcusable!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

For the most part, the women who watch her show and buy her magazine for tips on home-keeping are traditional women who are home with their kids. Not Hitlery-clones who look down on women who stay home and bake cookies.

Good point.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

For the most part, the women who watch her show and buy her magazine for tips on home-keeping are traditional women who are home with their kids. Not Hitlery-clones who look down on women who stay home and bake cookies.

Good point.

[Paleo Conservative]

The great thing about these accusations is Martha is cutting off her nose to spite her face. A lot of her customers and viewers are Republicans.

[agrandis]

I'm convinced now that she's guilty as sin. She's desperate. The sad thing is, this strategy might work in our pitiful era.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

She made a billion with glitter paint.

Just think about how much she will make decorating prison cells. Gotta be an untapped market.

[agrandis]

*I* sure would rather not even think Stewart HAS a sex life (gag). The sad thing is, this pathetic strategy MIGHT work with our pathetic population - it has before.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

If Matt Drudge reads this, I hope he realizes that leaks from the Clintonistas are rather easily spotted, and this strategy isnt going to work. He might as well tell his Rat sources to go peddle their wares elsewhere.

I think you are right. And great catty comment that follows!

[LarryLied]

no one would believe that she HAS a sex life (catty comment by Miss Marple provided gratis)...

Supposing she did...what would you imagine it would be like?

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[grumpster-dumpster]

I just want everybody to know that I'm trying real hard to care about this!

Really!

[Paleo Conservative]

Please, no pictures.

[Khurkris]

Martha who...?

[dts32041]

Can you imagine what her prison tattoo would look like?

It boogles the mind.