Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Pass The Kool-Aid, Pardner-(Huffington Alert)
National Review | 8-16-02 | Arianna Huffington

Posted on 08/16/2002 6:25:55 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache

Wacko in Waco

At their summer camp economic summit, Bushians find comfort by withdrawing from a confusing, complicated and unfriendly world.

- - - - - - - - - - - - By Arianna Huffington

Aug. 16, 2002 | At the behest of their charismatic leader, the cult members gathered in Waco, a hot, dusty town on the flat, featureless central Texas plain. They had been summoned to hear an endless series of droning sermons from the leader himself and his fellow fanatics.

Thunderously denouncing all doubters, all those who didn't believe as the cult members did, the speakers put forward a bizarre religious vision, one that no sane person could accept. As the hours passed, the group became more and more isolated from the real world until it was incapable of dealing with it.

The only thing missing was Janet Reno and her flamethrower.

George W. Bush's economic forum ended with the steady whoosh of departing corporate jets instead of a fiery apocalypse. This time the conflagration wasn't in Waco but on Wall Street where one airline declared bankruptcy, another threatened to if it didn't get what it wanted, and a third announced a massive restructuring with 7,000 lost jobs. In Washington, meanwhile, Alan Greenspan declined to embarrass his boss by lowering interest rates -- although the Fed did assess the current economic outlook in unusually gloomy terms.

But none of these inconvenient facts intruded on the president's revival meeting in the Lone Star State where discouraging words from non-believers were kept to the barest minimum. And while the president may have acknowledged that our economy is "challenged," an understatement akin to saying that David Koresh was "a tad kooky", the hallelujah chorus that was determined to drown out facts with blind faith clearly won the day.

Like the Branch Davidians, the Brunch Bushians found comfort by withdrawing from a world that was confusing, complicated, and just a little too unfriendly of late. Appropriately convened at the Old Time Christian Religion venue of Baylor University, the administration orchestrated a full-blown extravaganza complete with stirring words, a parade of icons, and even marching music by John Philip Sousa, designed to dazzle the gullible and win new converts. Reason was banished.

No one mentioned, for example, the expanding budget deficit or the exploding trade deficit and no one dared bring up the heresy of reconsidering the Brunch Bushians' disastrous tax cut. Au contraire.

"We heard a lot of really challenging ideas today," Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill intoned after the forum. And his idea of a challenging idea? "We had several people in my session tell us that not only should we make the tax cuts permanent, but we ought to accelerate the ones that are delayed." And there was no need to pass the hat at this gathering of the faithful. The CEO congregants crowding the front pews had already given, and given, and given.

The economic forum gained added significance from the fact that the president took precious time away from his month-long vacation - though it's not like he had to travel very far. No, this time the mountain of true believers came to Mohammed.

The president registered his concern (Seven cabinet members! Hearing from ordinary people! Taking a whole half-day off from his vacation! Recovery must be just around the bend!) but the message that came through was more one of faith, increasingly desperate faith, that powerful and mysterious forces, the gods of the free market, will eventually pull the Dow out of its nosedive.

But while the Burning Bush preached to the choir at Baylor, an ominous rumbling was coming from outside. This time, it was not ATF sharpshooters and tanks, it's those ordinary citizens the Brunch Bushians pretended to include in Waco. They keep losing jobs and losing their savings while their president keeps telling them that, despite the increasingly grim realities of their daily lives, they still gotta believe in the Bushians' Holy Trinity: more tax cuts, less regulation, and more domestic energy exploration.

Pass the Kool-Aid, pardner.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bush; huffington; perennialopposition; texas; waco
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-47 next last
To: Paul Atreides
she actually acted like she was surprised her hubbie
was GAY......also their housekeeper was an illegal immigrant with no social security taxes paid...again
she acted surprised.....well as Gomer would say

SUUprizzzzzzzzzze

head and shoulders cannot cure this flake
21 posted on 08/16/2002 7:13:15 PM PDT by cactusSharp
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: GVgirl
"Is this a joke? Ariana. You have become very confused, girl. Time for vacation?"

Arianna Huffington is Maureen Dowd -- without a forum.

And she's pissed...

22 posted on 08/16/2002 7:16:09 PM PDT by okie01
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
Arianna got the vapors back in 94 when Newt led the upset in the House. The North East Rhinos almost became irrevelent. Bill Kristol and Little Orifice Annie had to be put on life support until they could pile on Newt along with the lamestream press.
23 posted on 08/16/2002 7:16:28 PM PDT by tubebender
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
Ah, the Dick Morris phenomena. She's obviously gone on the DNC payroll. Racicote will just have to offer her more money.
24 posted on 08/16/2002 7:18:09 PM PDT by mercy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lx
"You know, I liked her better when she was on Green Acres."

life was "simpler" then.
one income could maintain a family very well...

25 posted on 08/16/2002 7:18:27 PM PDT by hoot2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: GVgirl
"But this is awful. Comparing Bush to Branch Dividians?"

Wasn't Arianna a McCainiac?

That might explain it. An infectious disease...

26 posted on 08/16/2002 7:19:55 PM PDT by okie01
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
Yip, Arianna, pity the poor "little people" who can't wangle themselves cozy berths serving as "beards" for gay millionaires. It's almost impossible to imagine how they could ever make ends meet.
27 posted on 08/16/2002 7:22:34 PM PDT by The Great Satan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache; Brett66
I don't think she writes for National Review at all. I noticed, MFH, you didn't post a link. It's not online there and I'm sure the print edition wouldn't carry something with such sophomoric name-calling and shallow "analysis".
28 posted on 08/16/2002 7:25:17 PM PDT by AmishDude
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
It's been so long since I've seen her name. I thought maybe she had shriveled up and blown away. I was hoping. I never understood a word she said. I always thought she was a nut. "Pass the kool-aid, Pardner?" Sounds like she's pokin' fun at us Texans. Hmmm, sounds like some kinda profilin' to me.
29 posted on 08/16/2002 7:30:08 PM PDT by FryingPan101
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
Everyone is attacking Arrianna and the screwed up things about her life, her gay ex-husband and such. But...I have yet to see mention of the big elephant standing in the room at Baylor in Bush's economic forum. The forum is a joke that nobody is laughing at. Its pathetic. Bush doesn't get it - this country thrives on real honest debate where you let in dissenting opinions instead of bringing it your corporate cheerleaders reading off a script written by the Bush team.

I disagree with some of the specific characterizations of her article - overly dramatic, but the point she is trying to make is valid. The economic forum in Waco has as much critcal analysis as a QVC floozie peddling cheap costume jewelry.
30 posted on 08/16/2002 7:47:59 PM PDT by Diverdogz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: AmishDude
I truly apologize to everyone. Here is the link to the article. It is from her online website she has. Why I put National Review on there I don't know. Here is the correction for the proper link to the article.

http://www.ariannaonline.com/columns/files/081502.html

31 posted on 08/16/2002 9:21:43 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
Damn I thought this was supposed to auto detect?? When using a hyperlink?
32 posted on 08/16/2002 9:22:10 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: Paul Atreides
This woman was married to a homosexual for how long before she found out? She was a member of a cult for how long before she came to her senses? She was once considered a conservative, but is now as liberal as they come (a dumb liberal at that!) The brightest bulb in the chandelier.....she ain't!
33 posted on 08/16/2002 9:42:50 PM PDT by Winfield
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Winfield
Once, she appeared on Conan O'Brien and, during the interview, she tried to set up Conan with her sister...right there on television. Then, she pulls a photo of her sister...out of her bra! What a loon.
34 posted on 08/16/2002 9:49:13 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: okie01
"Arianna Huffington is Maureen Dowd -- without a forum"

AH uses Bushians and Mo uses Bushies. Aren't these Mensa candidates just so clever?? Wouldn't it be nice if Arianna took a speech class, to learn our language. She is extremely hard to understand-perhaps that's a good thing.
35 posted on 08/16/2002 9:49:45 PM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
Anyway HUFFY was a FREEPER long enough to steal our KOOL-AID logo.
36 posted on 08/16/2002 9:54:55 PM PDT by Uncle George
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: My Favorite Headache
...she seems to have zoomed over to the left big time!

From her article, paragraph 7: "...and no one dared bring up the heresy of reconsidering the Brunch Bushians' disastrous tax cut..."

Disastrous tax cut? About says it all, doesn't it.

Her fifteen minutes of fame came from bashing Clinton during the Monica mess. After that, her relevance sank like X42's deposits into Stephanopoulos' sink.

Now she seems to have gone mad from drinking of the same well as McVain.

I'd be happy to pour a glass of Kool-aide for each of them.

37 posted on 08/16/2002 10:07:24 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Lx
You know, I liked her better when she was on Green Acres. < Was she Arnold?
38 posted on 08/16/2002 10:10:48 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
PS: The Waco analogy doesn't work in the least. It's really quite sophomoric. Only a few years ago, I would have expected more from her intellect. Perhaps she's been hitting the Kool-aide after all.
39 posted on 08/16/2002 10:19:00 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: Sabertooth; JohnHuang2
Ping
40 posted on 08/16/2002 10:56:09 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-47 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson