Congratulations, Luis, you're a virtuous, funny and forever wise ass ... et to this forum. I learned a lot from you during the Elian outrage about the REAL Cuban system of oppression when media and academic elites were painting a picture of a central government providing stringent, but benevolent direction to a poor yet happy population.
Did you know the Cuban people have free health care? Sure, they're not allowed payment for their labors, or possession of money to pay for anything, but Jimmy Carter told me that's picking nits and we should start selling rocketry technology and, like Germans and Canadien piggish males, start visiting Cuban resorts and their bevy of teenage female customer service "recruits".
My pledge to you: you get a bottle of Dom from me when Castro dies. (YES! you say, a bottle of screw topped fine fortified wine from the Dom DeLouise vinyards). Nah, the corked bubbly stuff made with exaspiration and exported with contempt by snooty French elites. That will be a good day.
Do tortilla chips and salsa go with champagne?