Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: daisyscarlett; Mama_Bear; ST.LOUIE1; ru4liberty; Aquamarine; JustAmy; lodwick
Dear Diary:

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in
our new home. It's fun to cook for Dan.
Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." The
neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls"

Tuesday:

Dan wanted fruit salad for dinner.
The recipe said, "Serve without dressing."
So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Dan brought
a friend home for dinner.

Wednesday:

A good day for rice. Recipe said,
"Wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice."
It seemed kinda silly but I
took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:

Today Dan asked for salad again.
I tried a new recipe.
It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss
on a bed of lettuce
one hour before serving."
Which is what led up to Dan asking me
why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all
ingredients in bowl and beat it."
There must have been something
wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:

Dan did the shopping today and brought
home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. (oh boy)
For some reason Dan keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:

Dan's folks came to dinner.
I wanted to serve roast but
all I could find was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of
genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for
roast. It still came out like hamburger,
much to my disappointment.

Goodnight, Dear Diary.

This has been a very exciting
week. I am eager for tomorrow to come
so I can try out a new
recipe on Dan. If we could just get a bigger oven,
I would like to
surprise him with "Chocolate Moose."


112 posted on 08/16/2002 10:51:12 AM PDT by whoever
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 107 | View Replies ]


To: whoever
Hi Who! Well done with Dan's blushing bride. ;-)
114 posted on 08/16/2002 10:56:21 AM PDT by lodwick
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 112 | View Replies ]

To: whoever; JustAmy
:) I knew who was where when I saw the beginning of this post. (Well, unless Amy had been into your files again) LOL
170 posted on 08/16/2002 12:59:30 PM PDT by Billie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 112 | View Replies ]

To: whoever
You sure are a sight for sore eyes...Welcome back....


177 posted on 08/16/2002 1:09:39 PM PDT by daisyscarlett
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 112 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson