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To: YourAdHere
Airline food will kill ya!

Elaine : Dr Rumack, Mr Hammond ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases and they all had fish too.

Rumack : And the Co-Pilot had fish, what did the navigator have?

Elaine : He had fish.

Rumack : Alright, now we know what we're up against. Every passenger on this flight who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour ( Oever notices he had fish and begins to come down with the symptoms as they are described )

Elaine : Just how serious is it Doctor?

Rumack : Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence ( Oever begins to fart ) Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

61 posted on 08/15/2002 1:14:03 PM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: TADSLOS
Over Macho Grande?
79 posted on 08/15/2002 5:28:23 PM PDT by YourAdHere
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