[JZoback]

U.S. to Begin Fingerprinting Aliens

What about the aliens from Venus and Mars. Do they need to be fingerprinted too.

Do they have fingers?

[Cachelot]

Do they have fingers?

No. But the can easily be nose-printed.

[Simcha7]

"Do they have Fingers?"

NOT If They...Dip Into Food With Their Wipping Hand... ; )

If they don't know their Right from their Left...Oh Boy, they are in some Serious Trouble!