Quite honestly, shags does the real grunt work with the cats - the man's a whiz with a taser. And he really loves his work - most people don't know that you can train a cat to tap-dance, but shags can do it. It's all a matter of voltage. I'm really just the spokesman and fundraiser for the "Shaggy Eel Reformatory for Wayward Cats".
Where can I send a contribution?
Well, normally we'd ask you to send contributions directly to the Reformatory, but in this case, we have some leftover expenses from our most recent brainstorming session. So if you want to contribute to the cause, give generously and send your contribution to O'Grady's Pub, put my name and shaggy's name on your check, and be sure to mark it "for current tab".
Bless you sir, for your generosity, and we'll name a cat after you. Shaggy's got one right now that can almost ride a bicycle, but we need a few more sessions pushing it down the bigger hills to really nail it down - as soon as it's fully trained, it'll be named "Tennessee Bob, the Bicycle Cat" in your honor...