[isthisnickcool]

Maybe they can get Hillary to go? Since there may be money involved and she was "named" for the famed explorer. And, with those hips she can really blaze a path.

Another positive would be that she might turn up missing like some of the previous explorers. But I don't think she would go just for money and some more fame. Maybe if we started a rumor that the jungles were inhabited by a tribe of wild lesbians?

[Neanderthal]

"Maybe if we started a rumor that the jungles were inhabited by a tribe of wild lesbians?"

They don't call it the Amazon for nothing . . .

[wasp69]

Another positive would be that she might turn up missing like some of the previous explorers.

Are you kidding? She would be the only one to survive. I think she would walk out of there with a new change of clothes, weight gain, and a perfect hairdo. Don't you know why sharks don't bite lawyers? Professional courtesy!

[Maelstrom]

Sure...after all, she was *named* after some famous explorer or other who just happened to be unknown at the time of her birth.

*ahem*