"Well, GOLL-OLLL-LLEE! Looks like the infidels jest landed out in the middle of nowhere, Saudi Arabia, set themselves up an airport, flew in their troops, and, gosh-dern, we never laid eyes on 'em! Then they took down Saddam, and left via Basra. Shucks and all that. Looks like they done snookered us, y'all. Insh'allah, I reckon."