[kneezles]

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.As he
 was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system. "Will the
 gentleman on the ladies tee please move back to the men's tee".

 He looked up and then resumed addressing the ball again. The voice
 again- "Will the Man on the Red tees move back to the White Tees"!!

 He looked back at the starters shack and said, "Will the man on the
 p.a. shut up so that the man on the ladies tee can hit his second shot".

[Sabertooth]

He looked back at the starters shack and said, "Will the man on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the ladies tee can hit his second shot."

You've been following me around.

Thanks for editing my cuss words.

[Mr_Magoo]

I like that one.