ROTFLOL!!! I'm glad you finally realized that before I was forced to say something, LOL!!!!;)
Posted on 08/12/2002 2:03:30 AM PDT by Snow Bunny
Going just FINE thank you!!! Just had a burger and brat and all, it doesn't get much better than that!
I hope your day has been well FRiend!
ROTFLOL!!! I'm glad you finally realized that before I was forced to say something, LOL!!!!;)
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Please pass the word along Sandy. And as for us supporting you, it's a pleasure and a joy. You have our hearts!!! Thanks for doing the awesome job I know you are doing. Be careful and let us hear from you again. God bless you Sandy!
Here is a piece of pie for you. Hurry home and I'll bake you the real thing. :) ((((hugs))))
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Hey, ya wanna watch Beamer for awhile too, LOL!!!
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket to find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THE WALL"
LOL!!! Quite the view, if you ask me!!
OK, boys, the straightjacket anytime now.....;)
Well thank you Johnny. xoxoxoxoxo to you too. This is Victoria and me fighting over you. Meeeeeeoooooowwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! (pssst....I'm gonna let her win).
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USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. No, my powers can only be used for good. How about never? Is never good for you? You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... I don't work here. I'm a consultant. Who me? I just wander from room to room. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have a boss that tries to get everyone to stand around in the circle and do one of those..I FEEL YOUR PAIN type events. At first, I thought it was a Bill Clinton parody. Well, just last week; it ended. Why? Someone told him to take his pain and shove it somewhere. Who told him that? His brother..the vice president of the company!!!
ROTFLOL!!!! THAT is FUNNY, with the helmet on!!! LOL!!!!
Well hold on to your socks there cowboy! The Canteeners will loan you some of ours. Love, hugs and kisses to you too Marc. Please be careful and write back to us soon. We would love to hear how you are doing. God bless you Marc.
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