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To: Pistolshot
You'd have to go a LOT deeper for where these two are going. But then again, maybe the devil is afraid they will take over in hell when they get there.

...... and of course, Hillary will go on HTV (Hades TV) and complain about the 'Vast Fallen Archangel Conspiracy'......

76 posted on 08/12/2002 4:40:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
...... and of course, Hillary will go on HTV (Hades TV) and complain about the 'Vast Fallen Archangel Conspiracy'......

That reminds me of an old joke. Al Gore, Joe Lieberman and Hillary are travelling on a plane. A sudden thunderstorm rises and the plane is knocked out of the sky, killing all the passengers. Gore, Lieberman and Hillary find themselves in God's receiving chamber, and before the Maker of the Universe sitting on His throne .

"STOP!" God says, "Identify yourselves before Me!"

Gore speaks first. "My name is Al Gore, former candidate for President and Vice President, Sir."

"Well my son, you did many bad things in life,", God says, "but at least you were sincere in thinking you were protecting the environment. Take a place on the right side of My throne." Gore goes, God pointing courteously pointing out to him which is right and which is left.

Lieberman speaks next. "Lord, I am Joseph Lieberman, former candidate for Vice President and Senator from Connecticut."

God replies, "Welcome, My son. While you also did some bad things, at least you did introduce My name back into politics. Take your place at the left side of My throne." Lieberman does.

God then turns to Hillary and says, "Identify yourself."

"My name is Hillary Rodham Clinton and YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR!"

Regards, Ivan

78 posted on 08/12/2002 4:48:59 AM PDT by MadIvan
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