[Prodigal Son]

After the exchange, Smith refused to shake the Commander in Chief's hand, handing him instead a 3rd Ranger Battalion patch.

You know what would've been sweet? If Smith had signed the back of the patch. Then a reporter could ask Clinton if he still had it and if he said he did, the reporter could ask him to produce it.

Obviously, this assumes that Bubba threw the patch in the garbage, but I'd be willing to bet he wouldn't be able to come up with it.

[Humidston]

...but I'd be willing to bet he wouldn't be able to come up with it.

I'd be willing to bet Clintoon had it sewn onto some macho military cap or jacket and is swaggering around bragging how one of his admirers presented it to him out of respect!

[TADSLOS]

Obviously, this assumes that Bubba threw the patch in the garbage, but I'd be willing to bet he wouldn't be able to come up with it.

He most likely gave it to his main pig squeeze to add flair to her beret...