1) He won't be buried at Arlington
2) You'll be waiting in line a long time, hope you can hold it.
Kennedy has an eternal flame, Clinton will have an eternal latrine. They'll have to put razor wire and armed guards around his grave in order to give the grass a chance to grow.
I hope there is someplace to sit down when I get there. I may have to do more than just pee!! (If you know what I mean)
May Klinton's latrine overflow and his "grass" choke him.