Pardon me, when I typed my reply I had not read the entire thread. I had no idea that you would actually take on a PhD in biochemistry and molecular biology by reposting your "maximally stupid" hypotheses.
Oh now honestly, are you going to tell us you are Rupert Sheldrake? The guy is totally in love with himself. Wait a minute...I guess you COULD be Rupert Sheldrake after all...