[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

What this article fails to mention is that I personally bombed Iraq's air defenses, then I parachuted myself into Saddam's palace, grabbed him by the mustache and pulled him into the basement where I beat him severely and sprayed pro-Israel grafitti all over the palace walls, especially in the bathrooms.

Incredibly, both Saddam and his entourage remained completely passive while I was at it.

Then I took a cab to the Saudi border and got myself extracted back home.

I wish DEBCKA was more thorough in their coverage and that whomever posts this garbage does it under 'humor'.

[greggy]

What this article fails to mention is that I personally bombed Iraq's air defenses, then I...

I will be certain to let them know what a sloppy job they did...