[Junior]

I mean, how do all you atheists stand living in a society that is 85% Christian? All that charitable giving, all that moral self-policing, the peace, the tranquility? How do you stand it?

My dear, sweet child, I'm not an atheist. I am a Roman Catholic.

[HumanaeVitae]

Well, I hardly knew ye.

[Phaedrus]

I'm not an atheist. I am a Roman Catholic.

This is fascinating to me, Junior, as I once mentioned in the far-distant past. You're also a very bright guy. Your internal debates must be of monumental proportion. No disrespect intended, Junior, but the Pope is not a fan of Evolution of the atheistic variety, as you may know.