[parsifal]

Gosh, and I thought,

Shake it
Don't break it
Wrap it up
And I'll take it.

was the nadir of this type of poetry. Or is it zenith? Apogee? Oh,heck, the height. The height. parsy who is lost for the right durn word.

PS: Ever heard of Sax Rohmer? I just bought one of his books. And I got "From Opium Fiend to Preacher" by A.P. Quirmbach, 1907. parsy who broke for buying books.

[parsifal]

Well, here's my quick contributions:

You want me to get freaky
And to bend like I'm elastic
Well it ain't gonna happen
If you ain't wearing plastic.

parsy, whose posse is on Broadway.

[dighton]

I never read Sax Rohmer, but he looks promising.