[tet68]

"He calls you, "My Bitch"
And , "Get me a Beer!"
If He don't beat you up.
You think heaven is near.

You know he is "doing"
every slut on the block
You can taste them every time
he makes you ____ __ ____!

The mayor spends Millions
to make you aware.
While you just want to wash
that goop from your hair.

Your girl friends all say,
"He's such a BAD man!"
But they're all doing him,
while you're in the can.

[dighton]

[order_of_reason]

LOL

[dennisw]

Your poem is much better. I look forward to seeing it plastered in adverts on the sides of NYC busses...............

[hellinahandcart]

My goodness. I'm saving that one!