[Rodney King]

ouch.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Kenny should've kept his hood up. =8-0>

[nevergore]

I can't wait to see the reply's on this thread!
NeverGore :^)

[xsmommy]

uh oh....

[YOMO]

Full recovery requires four to six weeks of abstinence from sexual activity...............
I would say that this, at best, if an understatement.

[YOMO]

Full recovery requires four to six weeks of abstinence from sexual activity...............
I would say that this, at best, if an understatement.

[BlueLancer]

"OOOPS? OOOPS? What do you mean by "OOOPS"?!

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

The Saga of John Wayne Bobbitt
(sung to the tune 'In the Jungle')
by Steve Longlad

A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

In the village, the quiet village, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the village, the quiet village, Lorrena creeps tonight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena gets the knife.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, John pissed off his wife tonight,
In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, she chopped with all her might.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, Lorena speeds tonight,
On the roadway, the village roadway, she tossed his weenie right.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, they searched for half the night,
On the roadway, the village roadway, they found his weinie sliced.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and make my weinie right.
Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and sew it back on tight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

[Fighter@heart]

Sign in the local hospital doing procedure: WANTED...CIRCUMCISION MACHINE OPERATOR....ALL THE TIPS YOU MAKE & A CHANCE TO GET A HEAD!!!LOL

[RightOnline]

"On a similar note, a Mexican oral surgeon accidentally beheaded a patient who came in for a tooth extraction."

[Revelation 911]

Victim: I said "a little off the top"

Doc: OH, I thought you said "give the little guy a chop"

[Revelation 911]

[Jaxter]

Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...

[WKB]

I wonder if this happen to W would he be happy with his $250,000 medical malpractice limit.

[Always Right]

He must of not been wearing any protection.

[Sen Jack S. Fogbound]

When I had my vasectomy, the Doc had a habit of whistling during the surgery. At least he didn't say "Ooops!"

[HELLRAISER II]

Dr. Francisco Javier Valentin y Ortiz A.K.A. Dr. Hack'em off.

[FITZ]

How could this have been an accident?

[NautiNurse]

Reminds me of a story several years ago...

A man got into an argument with his girlfriend.
Wielding a knife, he muttered, "I'll show her!"
and he lopped off his own penis.

I guess that was a variant of 'cutting off your nose to spite your face.'

[wattsmag2]

Dr Francisco Javier Valentin y Ortiz

Alias Dr. Cutim Ouackjob

[Genesis defender]

The alleged amputation happened...

"Alleged"? As if there's any chance it fell off on its own?